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Sorry I didn’t post any text yesterday, everyone. I was traveling and very busy.

I didn’t get much exercise in. All I managed was 2 minutes on the elliptical, and 1.5 mile jog, plus some toning. I had to catch a train and really couldn’t risk doing one more mile or rep.

I will hitting the gym in a few minutes.

In other news, if you like funny stories or just know about the true price of beauty-aka pain- check out my new post about visiting a salon to be waxed. Ouch!

Even this pigeon is getting its workout on. No excuses!!!

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Pigeon ‘Treadmill’

Gotta use what you got! :)

Had my last final of my bachelor’s degree yesterday!! FUCK YEAH!! I can’t believe it. Totally have not processed it yet.

How am I celebrating? Baking holiday sugar cookies for the boyfriend (and myself), holiday shopping (almost done), reading your blogs, and just chillaxin. I’m also sending out resumes. It wouldn’t be so bad if I didn’t have to deal with cover letters. They really are the worse. Sometimes I’m tempted not to be formal and just pour out my heart.

Dear HR Director of an important publication,

 Please hire me. I can write. I really can. I’ve won awards-seriously. I can write, and that’s all I really know how to do. If you don’t hire me I’m screwed. I’ll have to hit the pole. I’ll have to sing for change on the street. PLEASE GIVE ME A FREAKIN’ JOB!!

Yeah, but you can’t do that.

I am currently watching How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Got to love the holidays! Happy Hanukkah to all of my followers who celebrate the festival of lights!

Leave that long-neck alone!!!!

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